I Want You To Always Be You
SIMON: You said to her once that you thought you could change things around here. KIEREN: I'd like to. But...But there's nothing for me here. SIMON: There's your family. There's Amy. (gets closer) There's me. Simon puts his hand around Kieren's shoulder. It's a seductive move. Kieren looks at Simon, startled. Oh. Oh?!
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'Sois sérieux.' 'Je suis farouche.'

Hey there. I'm Gaby and I'm a person who is currently living in a blisteringly hot lump of a country called Australia.

Hey there. I'm Gaby and I'm a person who is currently living in a blisteringly hot lump of a country called Australia.

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gracehelbl0g:

This is Sam Pepper. If you don’t know who he is, Sam is a successful YouTube prankster with over 2 million subscribers. He recently uploaded a video titled “Fake Hand Ass Pink Prank" where he pinched unsuspecting girls’ butts without their permission. None of this was done with the girls’ consent…meaning Sam Pepper sexually harassed and assaulted these women.

This is no longer a “simple, harmless prank” but rather a very serious matter and offence. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you can watch, dislike, and report it HERE. You can also take the pledge to help stop sexual violence at itsonus.org. Please do not let Sam get away with this kind of behavior. He crossed the line and needs to be held responsible for his disgusting actions.

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motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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guard: by the gods, it's true, isn't it? a dragon has attacked Whiterun. how could mere men bring down such a beast?
female dragonborn: [looks straight into the camera like on the office]
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naturemetaltolkien:

i’ve been waiting for this photoset for years

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Anonymous:
aawwww i'll speak french to you later then <3 but for now i have to go byyye

Idk if that was meant sexually and if it was yes please and if it wasn’t then yes please also

get off anon, silly! I wanna talk to you properly! (Also we’re having a conversation in public) but if you don’t want to THATS fine :)

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Anonymous:
are you kidding me i'm french and it's really not hot it's just so boring and hard to learn and... just no. english is like a hundred times hotter than french omg. and you didn't embarassed yourself don't worry <3 it's not your first language you're allowed to make mistakes, plus a french person would have perfectly understood you, it was a just a little mistake <3 <3

Noooooo that’s a pack of lieeessss ughhh like I stg speak French to me and I will be at your command cause it’s such a seductive language for some reason and it’s hot and English is gross like ?? it’s just normal and boring

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Anonymous:
haha ok :) (you didn't butcher the sentences, but it's j'étudie seulement and not je seulement etudie) you did good, you did good ^^

Shit. I just embarrassed myself in front of 3000 followers.
Thanks, though! French is pretty freaking great and hearing people speak it is a dozens times more hot than trying to learn it.

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Anonymous:
do you speak french ?

Oui, je parle un peu, mais je seulement etudie le français à l’ecole. Je parle l’anglais et l’espagnol aussi.


(I really hope I didn’t butcher those sentences.)

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paintdoktahwho:

11th doctor: haha…. got u good…. *dies*

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